Monday, October 25, 2010

BAH, TAHNIAH LAH… JPJ

I just got a bitch slap summon from our beloved JABATAN PENGANGKUTAN JALAN RAYA or JPJ. 

Well that was last week. But I can still feel my cheek hurts by the slap. It has now turn my monthly budget from cold winter to ice storm and to make that worse I just killed myself by buying that corset top. FUCK! 
 
Here’s the summon I’m talking about:

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You know why I had a heart attack when I paid this summon…

It cost me a FUCKING RM140!!!

AND THAT WAS AFTER 30% DISCOUNT!!!

which if you pay the summon before 15 days, it’s RM140 but if you pay after 15 days and before the compound date then it’s RM170. 

This summon real price is RM200. 

YES! People of Malaysia, the summon for making a U Turn at the wrong place will cost you…. RM200!! 

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I will now stop typing RM200!!! and will go back playing IT GIRL. 

69318_442974351204_636586204_5890084_6890866_n I’m a level 23 IT GIRL and will accept any request regarding IT GIRL. Just state IT GIRL in your request and I will immediately add you to my clique. 

xoxo
Sorry been MIA. I will be updating more frequently from now on.

4 comments:

Nancy said...

I'll get you some weeds and get you stoned to forget that fucking summon!

Tanak Wagu said...

Does the traffic police looks friendly while giving you the saman or just the old lame "saya menjalankan tugas saja"? XD

BTW, I already following your blog, and I could promote my blog if you become a follower for my blog. :D

here is my Blog's link:
http://thenewoldtanakwagu.blogspot.com/

chegu carol said...

too bad this summon is filed by a real human policeman..if it's computer generated, you can still ignore it until they blacklist your car for road tax renewal. in my case, i have two computer generated summons up to rm600 since 2007. since the policeman sendiri said, not to worry so why shud I? :P

SuicideCandy said...

nancy: lol... sy suka

Tanak Wagu: the traffic police look like an angry rottweiler. LOL... ok... will follow yours.. :)

chegu carol: bad timing for me at that time, lol...

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